- It doesn’t take a dog 45 minutes to get ready to go outside in the winter.
- Dogs don’t know how to lie.
- Dogs never skip their nap time.
- You don’t have to get an extra phone line for your dog.
- Dogs never pester you about getting a kid.
- Dogs really don’t care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
- The average cost of sending a dog to school is $52.00 and your kid costs $150,000.00.
- Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
- Dogs will pretty much eat ANYTHING you give them.
- A dog will not be embarrassed if you sing in public.
- If your dog is bad, no one can blame it on your genes.